[What's on the screen? Why, it appears to be a beautiful, high-definition view of the interior of someone's nostril.]

Mmmm? MMMM? Mmmmuhh? Mmmm mmm mm GRHHGHRGHRGH.

[The nose recedes, replaced by a crooked (and slightly blurry, because that is what happens when you rub your nose all over the screen) view of two enormous green eyes. ... And then ( Read more... )